the house of fab finally opens

Embarassing truth? I've had this URL reserved for over two years but haven't done anything with it until today. Why now? Because in the story of my life, this chapter would undoubtedly be called, "What the #$*! was I thinking?", and this is my way of making sense of what's been happening in my life over the past few years. And you, dear reader, get the first look at it. Aren't you feeling lucky?